Domestic quarrel

During a domestic quarrel our Sardarji hid himself under a bed. At last his wife found him out. She asked him to come out. To this he replied: "I am not afraid of you. After all I am a man. If I say I won't come out, I won't.

To look pretty

Little Munni: Auntie, why do you put that powder on your face?

Auntie: To make myself look pretty.


Little Munni: Then why doesn't it work?

Long Indian name

A small Indian boy appeared in the class of a London school teacher for the first time and she asked him his name. 'Venkataratnam Narasimha Rattaiah," he said. When she asked, "How do you spell it?" he replied, "My mother helps me."