Funny new year resolutions (with pics)

Always "check for paper"
when leaving the restroom.

Always wear clean underwear, "just in case"

Stop smoking

Stop Drinking

Lose Weight

8 ways to prepare your pets for war

lazy freaking cat

How does a lazy cat go down the stairs?. Check out this clip to find out the answer..lol

In Pakistan

Cat in a Bowl

Wonder how he is even going to get out of it!!

Identify the gender

So which one do you think is male or female in this animation? It shouldn't be hard..lol

Funny Kid Pics

Just some random collections of hilarious pictures of kids/babies.

F**K U


With all your might, dont let me...!!


I dare you


Hungry in the wrong place and time


What's up my little bro?!!


Mom..Pussy got my weenie!!


Mom got some good shit!!


Always aim high in life


Wow those biggies!!





just curious

Funny Cliff sex animation

Funny live adult video chat

Meaning of the word "FucK"

versatile meaning of the the word "fuck". Play it and i assure you that you will laugh out loud:-)

Application Form For 'Lok Sabha Election'

1. Name of Candidate: ____________ _________

2.Present Address:
(i.)Name of Jail: ____________ _________
(ii.)Cell Number: ____________ _________

3.Political Party: ____________ _________

*List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological (Order)

4.Sex: [ ]
A- Male
B- Female
C- Mayawati
D- Uma Bharathi

5.Nationality: [ ]
A- Italian
B- Indian

6.Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
A- Defected
B- Expelled
C- Bought out
D- None of above
E- All of above

7.Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
A- To make money
B- To escape court trial
C- To grossly misuse power
D- To serve the public
E- I have no clue
(If you choose “D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a
Recognized Government Psychiatrist)

8.How many years of public service experience do you possess?
A- 1-2 yrs
B- 2-6yrs
C- 6-15yrs
D- 15+yrs

9.Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)

10.How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]
(Do not confuse with question 8)
A- 1-2 years
B- 2-6 years
C- 6-15 years
D- 15+years

11.Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
A- Why not
B- Of Course
C- Definitely
D- I deny it all
E- I see a foreign hand.

12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
A- 100-500 Crores
B- 500-1000 Crores
C- Overflow…
(Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)

13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]
A- No
B- No
C- No
D- No

14.Describe your achievements in space provided:
[_________]

Issued in public interest by Election Commission of India.

What if a few things went invisible

Mathematical proof that Girls are Evil

girls=time+money
and everyone knows time=money
and money is the root of all evil
so girls are evil

G = T + M
T = M
M --> E
G = E

A dog saves another dog in a busy highway

Incredible surveillance camera video from Chile of a stray dog risking his own life by racing across the busy highway to save his injured buddy.

Car insurance for women

Funny & stupid news headlines

Ridiculous news headlines from various newspapers.