Sporting Dog Race

Sporting Dog Race

Cat Criminals

Cat Criminals

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Funny cycle style

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New style with Valentino rossi

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Wanna kiss

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Bush funny

Funny Cat Quotes And Facts About Cats

Cats are funny and independent creatures to have around. They act sometimes like they don't care if you are around or not. You call them and they walk right past you without even looking at you. Then you can be sleeping oh so nicely and there is a cat in your face, pawing you because he wants to be petted. Yes, cats are something else.

"As every cat owner knows, nobody own a cat."

Ellen Perry Berkely

During her productive life, on female cat could have more than 100 kittens.

In 1952, a Texas Tabby named Dusty set the record by having more than 420 kittens before having her last litter at the age of 18.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

Cats can see up to 120 feet away. Their peripheral vision is about 285 degrees.

"In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats."

English Proverb

32% of those who own their own home, also own at least one cat.

A cat that bites you after you have rubbed his stomach, is probably biting out of pleasure, not anger.

The oldest cat on record was Puss, from England, who died in 1039 just one day after her 36th birthday.

People who own pets live longer, have less stress, and have fewer heart attacks.

Cat Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray this cushy life to keep.

I pray for toys that look like mice,

And sofa cushions, soft and nice.

I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,

And someone nice to scratch my back,

For windowsills all warm and bright,

For shadows to explore at night.

I pray I'll always stay real cool

And keep the secret feline rule

To NEVER tell a human that

The world is really ruled by CATS!

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Best funny games

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Funny robotic power

Funny Online Greeting Cards - Show Them You Have a Sense of Humor

Have you ever been to the greeting card section of a store and been dissatisfied with the selection? Or spent a large amount of time reading all of the ones that you possibly could and still couldn't find one that captured the sentiment that you were looking to get across? Looking for cards can be very frustrating when you have something in mind and simply can't locate anything that says what you are trying to say. Buying a card has always been a great answer to smoothing over a rough spot in a relationship, the best way to send holiday wishes or let someone know that you are thinking about them- but what happens when you don't come across the right one?

Many people know that laughter is a great way to de-stress, and what better way to brighten up someone's day, wish them a happy birthday or wonderful holiday than sharing some humor with them? The selection of humorous cards in stores is lacking, to say the least- with so many different types of humor, finding one that fits the sense of humor of the recipient can be tough. One can always find bathroom humor cards, dry humor cards and ones that joke about everyday things, but many times these are tied to one specific event - like a birthday.

What if one needs a humorous card for Father's Day but the one they like says Happy Birthday? The great news is that one can locate funny online greeting cards in any style of humor possible. Stores only stock the most common sorts of cards, but one can find anything - even the most obscure things - via the internet. Additionally, if they can't easily locate something that tickles their funny bone, it is simple to create a personalized card in which they can write anything that they choose!

Even the least creative individuals have found that creating funny online greeting cards is better than spending time (and money) purchasing a card that is not exactly what they intended'. Settling for the 'good enough' isn't necessary when creating the perfect funny online greeting cards - for free - is an option! From templates to ready made text to quotes to animations, one can find just about anything that they can think of when they choose to make an e-card. People who have little experience with the computer have little to worry about, as online e-cards are simple enough for a technologically void individual to create.